Well, I have been away for the past couple of days, helping out as a "Band Dad" down in Berrien Springs, MI, on the campus of Andrews University, where the Wyoming Park High School Marching Band holds its annual week of drills and rehearsals in preparation for the autumn football and band competition season. My youngest son, Derek, plays the saxophone and is entering his sophomore year. One of my twin sons, Curt, was part of the drum line for the past four years, before graduating last May. This was my first band camp experience.
I probably would have been down there the whole week (the group left last Sunday afternoon) but I had just been off work during the preceding week, so I just went down on Wednesday afternoon and stayed until the group left on Friday morning. The campus is about an hour-and-a-half drive from where I live, which afforded me a nice opportunity to crank up some jams on my way down as I enjoy having a nice CD player in my car again. My old Intrepid had a good six-disc changer but the mounting rack in the trunk broke mysteriously last year, which messed up the system, and I never got around to replacing it, given the car's age and other ailments (not to mention other financial priorities.)
Andrews University is affiliated with the Seventh Day Adventist Church, which means their campus is meat- and caffeine-free. Most of the band's meals are eaten in the school's cafeteria, so the kids miss their customary diets of hamburgers, hot dogs, pepperoni pizza and Mountain Dew. But on Wednesday night of each band camp, they indulge in a big cookout with burgers and dogs (but only caffeine-free soda, for whatever reason.) So I got there just in time for the big carnivorous feast, which for me was not such a big deal, other than the fact that it was a fun event and a nice opportunity to blend into the scene.

The Tag Arena
After dinner we played some tag and hung loose for awhile. Then it was time for me to find my dorm room and get into the actual purpose of the gathering, which was having the kids practice their music and marching.
Entering the dorms and over the next few days of exploring the campus, I got an up-close look at this intellectual hub of contemporary Adventism. I found the campus' artwork strikingly similar to the "mythic realism" (my own term, I don't know what art scholars would call it) utilized by the Jehovah's Witnesses and Mormons in their iconography. Numerous portraits of Jesus with pale skin,brown hair and beard, wearing a pure white robe and a broad blue sash, in the finest classic 1950's Sunday School style. (At least, that's the era that I associate with such portraiture, though I know the tradition goes further back than that.) One picture had him embracing the planet Earth with a starry spacescape backdrop, but it didn't show what his feet were standing on.

Here's the one that I saw at AU...

... and another one I found in my Googling that I thought I'd include just coz.
Another one had Jesus standing with his arm around the shoulder of a student sitting at his computer, the student dressed in an Andrews University T-shirt. (Perhaps a reminder to the student that Jesus was watching where he was surfing on the internet?) (Sorry, I couldn't find that pic anywhere on the 'net.)
The student body seemed quite ethnically and culturally diverse - I got the sense that the Adventists bring a lot of students from all over the world to get training here so they can return to spread the Adventist's version of the gospel in their home countries. This diversity is attractive to me, but the Adventist theology seems a bit of a puzzle to me, especially their emphasis on a more imminent interpretation of end-times prophecy. I won't go into a full discussion of SDA beliefs here because that wasn't the focus of my trip, so I'll just conclude with my observation that there was just a whiff of cultishness to some of the literature and the overall atmosphere of the place. But I ought not to speak ill of our hosts or presume to know more than I do about a subject I haven't really investigated all that closely!
I enjoyed watching the band do their thing. Since my trip with the group to New York City last spring, I have a larger appreciation of what goes into the presentation of a half-time marching band program at a football game. No more will I just chatter obliviously over the music or head straight to the concession stand - even if my own kid doesn't happen to be on the field! Our group did a fine job but I will spare the details of how they got to the finished product.
Here are a few pictures of them in practice though...


My son Derek is the sax player in the red shirt to the right

A few comments about the program itself though: They are performing music from the original "Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory" movie, which includes "The Candy Man" (popularized by Sammy Davis Jr., and sung by my fifth grade choir when the film and song were current releases) and of course "The Oompa-Loompa Song" which our band performs with some Oompa-Loompa-inspired choreography. The task of learning the music and steps was complicated somewhat by the untimely birth of the band director's son (his wife's water broke on Sunday just as the band was preparing to leave for camp, some three-and-a-half weeks before her due date - the couple's "nightmare scenario" for when the child would be born, I'm sure!) So the Assistant Director had to handle the task with the able assistance of last year's student intern teacher, and they both rose to the occasion quite remarkably in the regular director's absence.

My own unique contributions to the camp were as follows: I used my verbal de-escalation skills to help calm down one of the guys who strongly resented being the object of a fairly innocent prank (a couple of his friends hid all his clothes in a different room.) The prankee didn't think it was right that he had a stunt pulled on him, since he's a senior and pranks should only happen to underclassmen. That necessitated some intervention from me and a few others, and we had a hall meeting to put the lid on further antics (although we did give the senior guys limited permission to do something the last night of camp - they chose to saran-wrap a GMC Suburban belonging to one of the Band Dads, and also to tie shut a few of the doors in the middle of the night. Harmless stuff, easily remedied of course.)

Ever seen a shrink-wrapped Suburban? Now you have!
We also had a big dance on Thursday night which was a lot of fun. I admit that I cut it up a bit out on the dance floor. Did some pogo dancing to Green Day, broke it down vigorously to "Play That Funky Music White Boy," did a rockin' version of the Twist on "Twist and Shout" and waved a multi-colored hand-held disco ball in a rousing singalong rendition of "We Are The Champions." Plus the customary run-throughs of the Chicken Dance, the Hokey-Pokey, the Cha-Cha Slide, the YMCA, the Isley Brothers' "Shout," a conga line, the Macarena, some classic Motown ("Ain't No Mountain High Enough"), a remixed blend of "Hit Me Baby One More Time/Hollaback Girl," and a bunch of other suitably groovy tunes that kept us all pretty loose and sweaty as the evening wore on. The night ended with a traditional "Senior Circle" where a few members of the Senior class grab a mic and make various inspirational statements that produce a flow of tears and hugs and similar bonding moments that bring the evening to a suitably emotional and memorable climax.

Here I'm standing with a couple of girls who are seniors this year and frequently hang out at my home visiting Curt - please don't think I was hitting on them at the high school dance! My reddish skin tone is partly sun-burn, partly from the disco inferno!

The WPMB Senior Class of 2006.
After that, we headed back to the dorms, and from there it was pretty much a matter of packing everything up the next morning and getting the kids back to school so they could make their final preparations for the world premier of their show, in full uniform, before a crowd of a few hundred parents, friends and well-wishers on Friday afternoon.

Getting ready to pose for their first official uniformed band photo.

The closing formation... I would post more from the middle part of the program, but I don't want to give away any secrets, lest our competitors stumble upon this blog!
Which is what we did, and it went well, generally speaking. The band still has some refining and polishing up to do, but it's a fun program and with the release of the new "Charlie and the Chocolate Factory" movie, the music is timely once again. Of course, they couldn't have asked for a more supportive audience. But even outside of my own bias, I can say confidently that this group achieved something significant and set the stage for a memorable new year of fun, friendship and music-making. Not a bad accomplishment for a week in the middle of the hot, lazy summer!







